Pantsless O'clock

It's 5am, do you know where your pants are? If you are anything like me, they are on the floor somewhere in the room, probably next to that pile of blow and used hookers. You should really clean up after yourself, it's been days since you slept or ate real food. But I digress.

The real issue at hand here is the ever-present problem of figuring out whether or not you are wearing pants without spending your precious energy on the physical act of looking down or moving your legs. As programmers, our bodies have been optimized to generate the most code while only moving our wrists and fingers, due to the inefficiency of such an action, checking your pantsness is simply not an option. How can you go on, you might ask, in the face of such a terrible problem? Well don't you worry your caffeine drenched head any longer, Uncle Andy is here for you.

Introducing pants.module, your first line of defense against pants-related confusion. With pants.module, you will be able to leverage the mighty power of the internet to keep track of clothedness of your legs. Don't know if that knock on the door came from the police? Just check your friendly Drupal site to be sure your pants are on, and leave your worries behind.

For a limited time, pants.module will be offered as a beta, for testing purposes, available in this site's subversion repository (svn://an9.org/drupal_pants). Be sure to check back all the time to find out what hot new features are being realized in this product and read testimonials of how pants.module has helped people just like you.